Research position: Research associate in radiothermal studies and vulcanology Education: Undergraduate: Nuevo Port au Prince Santeria Seminary, doctorate: Radiothermal vulcanology, Bangalore World University, Guadalajara. Intellectual passions: Subsea geological history, tectonic stress modeling, comparative new-world pantheism Sect: Santeria Hobbies: Fire-dancing, church-hopping, hover-flying Residential affiliation: Nuevo Port au Prince, Brazil Fiscal region: MERCOSUR Marital Status: Polygamous, divorced Reproductive history: one-time lottery winner, ineligible for further participation

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